Editor Suffers From Monkey Spores
The Expectorator has learned that editor Joe Livernois has been hospitalized and is in chronic condition after suffering from a wretched case of “monkey spores.”
However, the jackasses at Lechuga Community Memorial Health Care Center and Shooting Gallery refuse to acknowledge that Livernois is a patient, citing HIPPA as if HIPPA is the Apostles Creed of health law.
“Screw HIPPA,” Livernois said. “I’m here and I don’t give a rip who knows.”
Mayor Rube Furrow, still stinging from having his vice presidential dreams dashed when Livernois exposed Furrow’s link to his manservant’s suspicious disappearance, said that, as far as he cares, “Livernois could rot In the place.”